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January 01, 2005

Why we need two daily papers

For all our criticisms of the Dallas Morning News, they do produce the occasional remarkable story. Consider this example from this morning's front page:

It could happen here, but Texas has no tsunami plan

The upshot of the piece (whose online version inexplicably has an altered headline) is that if a Tsunami comes Texas-way, Bruce Willis; a rocket ship; and an Aerosmith ballad won't be enough to help us.

Fascinating. And certainly an angle we never would have considered.

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Texas has no plan for dealing with a tsunami for the same reason that it has no plan for dealing with a typhoon or a cyclone: because those things cannot happen in this hemisphere.

A big-ass wave resulting from a seismic event is only called a tsunami when it happens in the western Pacific. Anywhere else, it's properly termed a "seismic sea wave."

So no, guys, it could not happen here. By definition, a tsunami could never happen in the Gulf. We could, however, see a seismic sea wave as the result of something like a meteor strike.

Of course, this distinction appears to have been told to take a flying leap, because everybody and his sister is referring to the thing that happened in the eastern Indian Ocean last week as a tsunami. It wasn't. It was a seismic sea wave.

It's not like this kind of hair-splitting is unprecedented. The exact same storm is called a typhoon when it happens in the western Pacific (from the Japanese "tai fu," or big wind), a cyclone when it happens in the Indian Ocean and a hurricane when it happens in the Atlantic, Caribbean or Gulf.

According to Encyclopaedia Brittanica, a source that is pretty qualified in my book, a tsunami by definition is:

also called  Seismic Sea Wave, or Tidal Wave,   catastrophic ocean wave, usually caused by a submarine earthquake occurring less than 50 km (30 miles) beneath the seafloor, with a magnitude greater than 6.5 on the Richter scale. Underwater or coastal landslides or volcanic eruptions also may cause a tsunami. The term tidal wave is more frequently used for such a wave, but it is a misnomer.

Nowhere did I see that it is limited to a specific area.

My advice: never stop with just one source....because one may sound convincing, but not know what they're talking about...

"We could, however, see a seismic sea wave as the result of something like a meteor strike."

A good example of this is the K-T boundary visible along the banks of the Brazos River near the Hwy 67 bridge near Cleburne. For miles down the river, between killing 12 packs of warm cheap beer on a lazy float down the river, one can easily see the destruction brought on by the massive Tsunami-Seismic Wave from the meteor that hit the Yucatan 65 million years ago. A big thick line of debris stretches as far as the eye can see..........

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